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Subject: Cat Quotes
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femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:14am
A collection of cat quotes. *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:14am
You can't help that. We're all mad here. - The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:15am
No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens. - Abraham Lincoln *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:16am
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:16am
With their qualities of cleanliness, discretion, affection, patience, dignity, and courage, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? - Fernand Mery Her Majesty the Cat *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:17am
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:17am
Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. - John Dobbin *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:18am
Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. - Gary Smith *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:19am
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. - Pablo Picasso *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:20am
I'm aloof, I like to run around outside, but I also like to curl up in warm spots. I eat fish. - Megan Coughlin on why she'd make a good cat *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:20am
The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names... - T.S. Eliot *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:21am
The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet by a giant unseen cat. - Michael McGarel *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:21am
We need a word for all the kitty-prints that are all over my windshield because the cats like to lie on my hood when the car is still warm. - Megan Coughlin *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:22am
When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her? - Montaigne *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:22am
You can visualize a hundred cats. Beyond that, you can't. Two hundred, five hundred, it all looks the same. - Jack Wright (of Kingston, Ontario, the Guinness Book record holder for the owner of the most cats at one time [689]) *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:23am
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:23am
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.- Charlotte Gray *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:24am
A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.- George Mikes *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:24am
You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.- George Mikes *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:25am
You own a dog but you feed a cat.- Jenny de Vries *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:25am
One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste or a trial run for the jugular.- Helen Thomson *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:26am
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. - Anonymous *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:26am
A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs.- Sarah Thompson *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:27am
Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.- Paul Gray *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:27am
One must love a cat on its own terms.- Paul Gray *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:28am
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Mary Bly *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:28am
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:29am
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted--but his or her entertainment value. - Geoffrey Household *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:29am
If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer. - A. N. Whitehead *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:30am
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. - Joseph Wood Krutch *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:30am
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:30am
With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? - Fernand Mery *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:31am
When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me? - Montaigne *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:32am
There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. - Dan Greenberg *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:32am
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. - Leo Dworken *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:33am
Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible. - Roger Caras *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:34am
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. - Garrison Keillor *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:34am
Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow. - George F. Will *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:36am
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. - Barbara Holland *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:36am
A meow massages the heart. - Stuart McMillan *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:38am
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. - James Gorman *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:39am
If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr. - Martin Buxbaum *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:39am
Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it. - Winifred Carriere *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:40am
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:41am
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:42am
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:43am
Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other. - Stephen Baker *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:45am
Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds. - Jean Burden *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:45am
The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world. - Lynn M. Osband *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:46am
Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailing ingenious in that respect. - James Mason *
femcat38 4.02.14 - 11:46am
Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything. - Hank Ketchum *
